thevirginharry:

one day i’m gonna be at an interview for the job of my dreams and my potential employer is going to just be like ‘i decided to conduct an internet search of your name and 71439 results were found. every link lead to a different size 12 arial font one sentence internet publication about harry styles of one direction’s dick’

(via 17yr)

shutupaubrey:

if you think you need practice kissing i’m free 24/7 year round

(via 17yr)

2cornchipsandapieceofham:

my sexual orientation is funky basslines 

(Source: toddssteakhouse, via 17yr)